Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much bad stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well… I woke up late, my car took forever to start, they made my sandwich wrong at lunch, on the way home my phone went dead just as I picked up a call. And on top of it all - when I got home, I just wanted to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax, but it wouldn't work! Nothing went right today! What is going on?